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This blog contains the delicious ramblings of two nocturnal and willyishly obsessed creatures. Take a peek at them inside their natural habitat as they try to come to grips with the spermy ocean in which they reside.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Violence and Vegetables

there once was a vagina named spud,
who was a potato that bled out its blood
one day it went to sleep
and bled all over a sheep
"baahhh, i'm a tampon for spud"

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