A Childhood Friend Ruined

there once was a winnie the pooh
who didnt know what to do
it learned this trick
where it pooed out a brick
and built its home anew

Made back when it was cool to suck at using paint

okay, so some people are obsessed with weird fetishes/ fetishii.



















a personal favourite























porcupine=cool









the lion is pretty cool

Milkshake lyrics soiled

my milkshake brings all the willies to the yard
and theyre like...we are so hard
damn right, my penis gets hard
it blows, all over the yard
i could touch you, but id have to farrrt

Fishing with a difference

there once was a man from thingy
who believed he had a rather large dingy
he tried to use it as a boat
it did anything but float
so he decided to use it as bait